A collection of horror stories varied like Halloween candy. Reach into the bag for a treat...or maybe a trick.

Werewolves, ghosts, zombies, and other less definable monsters prowl these pages. Like reaching into a stranger's bag for a treat, you may receive a trick...or feel needle teeth bite the soft underside of your questioning fingers.

TRICKS AND TREATS is a collection of horror stories that celebrates the forgotten tradition of horror being fun and entertaining. These tales are not meant to be meaty dinner but quick and sweet dessert treats, like Halloween candy hoarded under your pillow and snuck when the lights are out and the moon is full...

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Zack smiled at himself in the mirror. He was cool, and he knew it. Not as cool as Dad or Rodney, but good enough for this Halloween. His hair was slicked back for the first time by his own hand instead of his mother’s—she usually had to chase him around until the last possible minute on Sunday morning, all the time yelling at him about what the Jones’s might think if her son showed up with his hair out of order. White makeup covered Zack’s face and black smears painted hollows under his eyes. His mouth—though small—held cheap, plastic fangs. A pair of black RayBan sunglasses slipped down Zack’s nose and at that same moment the grease in his hair let go, and a cowlick peeked up as if to ask what was going on.

Zack turned around with eleven-year-old enthusiasm to admire his cape. He had spent the better part of an hour in the downtown costume shop, The Costume Closet, picking out just the right one to suit the mighty Count Zack. Its vinyl span twirled restlessly against the air, billowing out like a cheap shower curtain. Zack adjusted his bow tie—first right, then back left—so it stood a micron straighter than it had before he touched it.

There were traces of black makeup on his collar and under his fingernails, as well as smeared on his shirt cuff. Zack didn’t notice these things, however. He looked good.
Downstairs, Mom called him for breakfast.

“I don’t need breakfast. Count Zack needs blood.” He added an evil laugh that was sure to send the giddiest girls running, and smiled at himself. The plastic fangs almost fell out.

“Hey, moron, didn’t you hear Mom?” His brother Rodney got one foot inside the door before he caught Zack’s reflection—Dracula makeup and all—in the mirror. A look of anger passed over his face. Zack only had enough time to utter an “uh-oh” before Rodney was on him, working him around into a headlock.

”What are you doing with my RayBans, moron?” Rodney spoke through gritted teeth.

Zack’s breath exited his lungs in a great whooping rush. Being younger, and therefore lighter, he soon found his body slicing the air just as his cape had done a few seconds ago. Rodney swung him back and forth demanding why Zack had his sunglasses; why Zack had snuck into his room when he knew it was forbidden?

Zack was trying to pull in enough oxygen to tell Rodney that he needed them because Count Zack was going to be forced to walk to school in the sunlight, and he had to protect his eyes or they’d burn out. If that happened, how would he be able to bob for apples or enjoy Mary Beth’s party tonight?

Rodney didn’t seem to care. He swung Zack onto the bed and punched him in the stomach, then plucked the sunglasses from his face.

Their mother’s flat voice floated up the stairs. “Come down, boys!”

Leering, Rodney ran ahead of Zack who wheezed like a steam kettle in his renewed efforts to breath.

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“Mom, Rodney messed up my makeup.”

“He stole my sunglasses.”

Their mother, shooed them both quiet with a deep frown. Leigh Lockheart’s eyes glazed in a set expression of agitation that her husband would have recognized at once, if he hadn’t stopped noticing his wife long ago. She went back to her phone conversation, finding her smile again—it was clear to both her boys—now that she was addressing someone she cared about.

At the table, their father rustled his paper and continued to not notice anyone in the kitchen.

“Becky? I have to go, Hon. The family calls.”

Zack could hear Becky’s loud good-natured laugh through the phone even from where he sat. His mother got that gooey-eyed look again. Zack often wondered if she wished she’d had a daughter instead of him, or even Rodney.

“Okay,” Becky’s voice boomed. “I’ll see you tonight. Thanks again for helping me with my dress, Mrs. Lockheart.”

“Not a problem, dear.” After a moment their momhung up and she addressed Rodney.

“Make sure you two are back by 9:30 tonight.”

“But Mo-om—”

“No buts. It’s Halloween and there are bad people out there.”

“You mean like monsters?” Zack looked up from his cereal. On his way downstairs he’d decided that Count Zack could survive on blood or chocolate cereal.

Rodney caught his concerned expression and jumped on it.

“Uh-uh. And they just love little kids. It’s this time of year that the monsters get hungry.”

“Stop it Rodney. I’m more worried about the real monsters. Like the ones who poison the candy.” Their mother spoke to the sink. Her words sounded rehearsed, stale; as if she was saying them because she felt she had to.

“Are there are real monsters out there, Dad?” Zack decided to go straight to the source.

There is an unspoken rule: Moms are magic, but when you need answers, go to Dad. They know everything. Zack was sure men had to take some sort of knowledge test to be a Daddy. They wouldn’t let just anybody be one.

Their father shuffled his paper. He turned his head toward Zack but looked through him. Zack noted with pride that his hair was slicked back, too, like his own. They actually looked alike. When their father spoke, he sounded stern, as if annoyed at being brought out of his paper back to the reality of the kitchen.

“There are bad people out there, Zack. People who would want to hurt you.”

“But why? I thought only monsters wanted to hurt people.”

“Some people are just mean.”

“But I thought only monsters are mean.”

“People can be mean, too.”

“So, there are monsters.”

Obviously tired of the conversation, their father sighed heavily, “Yes, there are monsters.”